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    Wink Forex Jokes And Funny Stuff

    Do you know any funny jokes or stories about Forex trading?
    Why don't you share it with us? Trading is a stressful job, we'll need some laughs to refill our energy!!

    I'll start with the first one:

    A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst was skeptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince the analyst.
    "You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse. Surely, that horse came first bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told you, I knew the secret!"
    "What is your secret?" the analyst asked.
    "It is rather easy. I have two kids, three and five year old. I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine."
    "But, three and five is eight," the analyst protested.
    "I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker replied, "Haven't I just shown experimentally that my calculation is correct?!"
    source: forexfactory.com

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    source: greenlandtrader.com


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    Here Is the wright way to draw trend lines:

    forex-fun-trendlines.jpg
    source: forexwinners.net

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    Hey Guys..

    Do anybody wonder if Forex traders are different from normal people?
    Lets see how they interact with others on social networks, for example mmm uhhh lets say facebook:
    Here is an actual screenshot that somebody kindly shared on "forexwinners.net" website:

    Forex-funny-trader.jpg
    from: forexwinners.net

    It reads:

    -Guy : How are you forex trader?
    -Forex Trader : EUR USD TP 1 Hit @1.3325

    HHH I think this means "I'm Fine" ! hhhhh

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    it is good to share forex jokes and funny stuff as this will make trading is less stressful, so if anyone has these jokes may share it with us, forex is a stressful business and we need to have some relaxation as this will make trading more enjoyable and help us to have a good mind for taking the decision of trading and make money.

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    If you ever wondered how the forex market moves and how the price reverse from up trend to down trend and opposite then this picture explain it all the big secret is finally revealed my friends feel free to react and comment lets share some fun here
    forexmadness.jpg

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    it is good to share forex jokes and funny stuff as this will make trading is less stressful, so if anyone has these jokes may share it with us, forex is a stressful business and we need to have some relaxation as this will make trading more enjoyable and help us to have a good mind for taking the decision of trading and make money.


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    Forex is not a jock it's a serious type business where if you have a good trading skill and experience then you earn lots of money from this business this is a very good business for all people to come join this business for a good future of they want.

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    it is good to share forex jokes and funny stuff as this will make trading is less stressful, so if anyone has these jokes may share it with us, forex is a stressful business and we need to have some relaxation as this will make trading more enjoyable and help us to have a good mind for taking.

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